Art & Music Jokes

Viola Recording

Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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How Many Bagpipers?

Q: How many bagpipers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5-one to do it, and four to criticise his fingering style.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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An English Horn

Q: Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?
A: Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.

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