Art & Music Jokes

They Play A Viola

Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.

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Sax Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

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Tuba Repair

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
A: With a "tuba glue"

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