Art & Music Jokes

The Viola Section

Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

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Range of a Bagpipe

Q: What's the range of a bagpipe?
A: Twenty yards if you have a good arm.

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Violist Positions

Q: Which positions does a violist use?
A: First, third, and emergency.

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