Jean Claude, Segal and Arnold on Halloween

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

Beethoven's Chicken

Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
A: It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''

New Age Song

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.