Violin Attitude

Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola?
A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.

Violin Barb

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Violin Followers

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.