Art & Music Jokes

Chainsaw and Bari-sax

Q:  How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A:  Add vibrato.

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A Flute's Perfect Pitch

Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.

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Viola Vibes

Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
A: Sit in the back and don't play.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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