Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes

Trumpeter Greetings

Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."

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Dead Head

Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night.  They played for 18 hours straight. 
It was a good song.

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Where are We?

Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"

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