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Art & Music Jokes - Band Jokes
Berlin
Q: Did you hear that Berlin left the music industry?
A: He opened a liposuction clinic called Take My Breadth Away
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Light Bulb - Bass V Piano
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
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Who Would You Trust?
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions? An in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
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