Art & Music Jokes

An Instant Aversion

Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.

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Bagpipers Changing a lightbulb

Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, the other four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

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Guitarists in Unison

Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A: Counterpoint.

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