Art & Music Jokes

Half-Brain Bagpiper

Q: What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

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First And Last Desk

Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
A: A semi-tone.

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Sheet Music

Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.

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