Art & Music Jokes

Flowers & Instruments

Q: What's better than roses in your piano?
A: Tulips in your organ!

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Submitted BY: lockxley

20 Minute Intermission

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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Anonymous

How Late Does The Bagpipe Band Play

Tom: "Hey, Buddy. How late does the bagpipe band play?"
Buddy: "Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."

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