Art & Music Jokes

Conductor's House

Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?
A: They've had little use.

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Play it Again

Irony is cutting your finger at Bob Geldof's house, and he doesn't have a band aid.

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Lock Out

Standing at my door singing in A minor, but the I can't get in.
Must have the wrong key
 

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