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When I'm at the opera, I hate those long solo numbers they do. Someone gave me a spray that will make it pass quickly.
The instructions on the bottle read "Spread over a large aria"
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Conductor's House
Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?
A: They've had little use.
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Irony is cutting your finger at Bob Geldof's house, and he doesn't have a band aid.
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