Art & Music Jokes

Lock Out

Standing at my door singing in A minor, but the I can't get in.
Must have the wrong key
 

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Written By: KielPhillips

Police Music

A glass container washed up on the beach. Inside was a voucher for a free back rub.
Massage in a bottle.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Looking To Buy

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."

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