Art & Music Jokes

20 Minute Intermission

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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How Late Does The Bagpipe Band Play

Tom: "Hey, Buddy. How late does the bagpipe band play?"
Buddy: "Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."

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Trending Google

Q: What search is trending high with Google?
A: Who is Neil Young

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