Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Bad Example

A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say, I'm beautiful, which tense is it?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Santa

Yo mama so ugly, she wore a paper sack when you went to see Santa so he wouldn't cry for the photo.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Onions Cry

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Anonymous
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