Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Never

Yo mama is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

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Can You Help Me?

A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?".  "I'm sure I can.", the psychiatrist replied,  "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tail

Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

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