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Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes
God Created Alcohol
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could have sex, too.
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Nude Sunbathing
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd tip your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would tip itself."
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Yo Mama - Pillow
Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.
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