Appearance Jokes - Ugly Insult Jokes

Yo Mama - Littering

Yo mama so ugly, when she was young, her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

Anonymous

Stumbling and Mumbling

A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?" The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a pig." The man then said, "Take it easy, I was talking to the dog"

Anonymous

Ugly Drop Off

You're so ugly, when yo mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

Anonymous
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