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Appearance Jokes - Midget / Dwarf Jokes
Blonde and Dwarf
A dwarf is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him.
"Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going," yells the dwarf.
The blonde looks down and says, "I am not a brunette, I am a blonde." The dwarf replies, "Not from where I'm standing."
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Compliment from a Midget
Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Bad Air
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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