Compliment from a Midget

Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

Bad Air

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Hairrassment

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? The woman replies, "He's a midget"!