Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Yo Momma - Measurements

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

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Yo Mama - Pizza

Yo mama so fat, every night at 6, the pizza place calls HER.

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Young Jewish Man

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replies: "What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?"

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