Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Pregnant Smiles

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Suck It In

I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?" "Sure it does," he said. "How else can I can see the numbers!"

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tanning Bed

Yo mama so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 3.4495 seconds