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Pregnant Smiles
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are.
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Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, "I don't think that is going to help much, hon?" "Sure it does," he said. "How else can I can see the numbers!"
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Yo Mama - Tanning Bed
Yo mama so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.
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