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Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes
Player's Diet
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!
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Yo Mama - Long Distance
Yo mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Buddy System
My friend Julie announced that she had started a New Years diet to lose some pounds she had put on over the holidays. "Good!" I exclaimed. "I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first."
"Great!" she replied. "I’ll ride with you."
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