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Old, Ugly, Blue
Q: What is old, ugly and blue?
A: A witch holding it's breath!
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Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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Jelly Belly
Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.
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