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Duck Heaven
Once upon a time there was three sisters that went to duck heaven. St. Patrick welcomed them and said, "We are happy to have you here in Duck Heaven, but I warn you if you step on a duck in Duck Heaven you will be chained to the ugliest man on Earth!" So, the three girls were really careful where they stepped. After a week the first girl stepped on a duck... so, she was chained to the ugliest man on Earth! After a month the second sister stepped on a duck... so, she was chained to the second ugliest man on the Earth! After a year in Duck Heaven the third sister never ever stepped on a duck so St. Patrick said, "You have been very good here in Duck Heaven so we have a treat for you!" So, she was chained to the most handsome and perfect man on the Earth! "What did I do to deserve you?" she asked the man. "Well I don't know about you lady," replied the man. "But I stepped on a duck!!!"
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Yo Mama - Tattoo
Yo mama so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest -- actual size.
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Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F are the letters used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there.
C - Can't Complain!
D - Damn!
DD - Double damn!
E - Enormous!
G - GEEEEzus Christ!
F - Fake.
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