Appearance Jokes

First Sight

I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband. He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he was too proud to run after it.

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Yo Mama - Tonsils

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

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Midget Psychic

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

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