Appearance Jokes

Facebook Photo

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving that your next Facebook profile pic will have to be taken by a drone.

Anonymous

Boys Dentist Appointment

One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit. He called out, "Hey mom, I have no cavities today."
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. "Let me guess," she said, "You have not a tooth left."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - One Size

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason they changed one size fits all to one size fits most.

Anonymous
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