Animal Jokes - Pig Jokes

Brave Pig

A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked. "One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up." The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes)
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Pig on a Plane

Q:  What do you call a pig that took a plane?
A:  Swine flu!

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Piggy BFF

Q: What do you call pigs who send Valentines?
A: Pen pals.

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