Animal Jokes

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Sea Snail

Q: What do you call a snail who likes to sail?
A: A snailor!

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Monkey Love

A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away. One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her. She says, "I'll do anything to repay you." The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

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A Woodworm Goodbye

Q: What did the woodworm say to the chair?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!

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