Animal Jokes

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Sea Mammal

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past. "My What was that?" exclaimed the woman. "Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guide.

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Cross The Road - Fat Turkey

Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?

A: To get hit by my car.

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Mouse Tooth

Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front tooth?
A: Hard cheese!

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