Animal Jokes

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Any Accidents

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never." "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

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Fur Coats

Q: Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
A: Because they would look silly in plastic raincoats !

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Ribbet

Q: What is a frogs favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-cola!

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