Fur Coats

Q: Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
A: Because they would look silly in plastic raincoats !

Ribbet

Q: What is a frogs favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-cola!

Slept Like an Animal

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy, "you can sleep with the cows," and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig." The second man said, "I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."