Animal Jokes

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Whale and a Dyke

Q: What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
A: Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

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Animal Doctor

Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor?" Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people!"

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Polar Love

Q: Why don't polar bears get married?
A: They all have cold feet.

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