Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Big Hug

Q: Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
A: Because they had a crush on each other.

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Frog Eggs

Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
A: Because her husband spawned (spurned) her affections!

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You Look Familier

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Hello mommy!

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