Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Flies Out of The Kitchen

Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room!

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Two Male Flies

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm,"...but is this stool taken?"

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Spiders Good For

Q: What are spiders webs good for?
A: Spiders!

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