Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Ant and Elephant Romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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It Lights Up

Q: What's grey and lights up?
A: An electric elephant!

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Baby Elephant

Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a fork lift truck!

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