New Way To Herd Cattle

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Wednesday, October 21, 1992, A Japanese rancher told reporters in Tokyo in July that he herds cattle by outfitting them with pocket pagers (beepers), which he calls from his portable phone. After a week of training, the cows associate the beeping with eating and hustle up for grub.

Harem

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!

Dying Drinking

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.