Animal Jokes - Cow Jokes

Dying Drinking

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

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Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

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Dynamite in a Steer

Q: What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?
A: Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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