Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Kitten Meal

I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins laying down in the sun. I let my talking cats out and the kitten said to her mom, ''I'm hungry!'' So the mother cat said, ''What would you like?'' The kitten replied, ''I don't know!'' Then the mother cat looked at the robins and said, ''How about some basking robins?''

Anonymous

Yo Mama At The Beach

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

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Anonymous

Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

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Written By: KielPhillips
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