Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Kitty Look Alike

Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
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Cooler Talk

ANTELOPE BOSS: The other antelope are complaining you've been harassing them at the water cooler. Anything to say?
 
*Lion shrugs*

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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DOA Kitty

A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher yelled in shock. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

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