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Bad Taste
Q: Why did the lion throw up after he'd eaten a priest?
A: Because it's hard to keep a good man down.
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Witches Cat
Q: How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
A: Steal her saucer!
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Dangerous Crossing
Q: What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
A: He had to get a new goat.
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