Witches Cat

Q: How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
A: Steal her saucer!

Dangerous Crossing

Q: What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
A: He had to get a new goat.

Two Cats and the River

There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.  The other was french and called Un-deux-trois.  One day when they were running they came to a huge river. The cats took a large run up and leapt as far as they could.
Q: Which cat drowned?
A: Un-deux-trois cat sank (un deux trois quatre cinq)