Animal Jokes

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Bull Rush

Q: Why did the bull rush?
A: Because it saw the cow slip!

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Raining All Night

There were 3 fish (the mom,dad,son) who needed a place to sleep. The mom slept in the kitchen sink. The dad slept in the the bathtub. The son slept in the toilet. The next morning the dad asked the mom how her night was. "Okay, but it was a little too small, said the mom" The mom asked the dad how his night was. "Just fine. There was a lot of room to swim," said the dad. The dad asked his son how his night was; "Horrible!!", said the son. It was raining scat and logs all night long!!"

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He's Got An Itch

Q: Why do elephants scratch themselves?
A: Because they're the only ones who know where they itch!

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