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Like a Tortiose
When it comes to women, I am like the tortiose. I like to get there before the hair.
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Holy Moley
Q: How does a dummy kill a mole?
A: He buries it.
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Cow, Cat and Rabbit
A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"
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