Animal Jokes

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If Chased By An Elephant

Q: What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant?
A: Big ones!

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Herding Sheep

There's an Australian tale about a sheep-herder who used his motorcycle to make his "Ewe" turns. One day, as he drove his flock near a chocolate factory, he ended up with a mess of "Hershy Baaahs!"

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Alarm Cluck

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"

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