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Packing Elephants
Q: How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
A: Three in front and three in back...
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A Fair Warning
Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside.... Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the elephant's backside ... MADAM ... MADAM ..., too late; George, dig her out."
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Cat and Dog
Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.
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