Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Charging Herd of Elephants

Q: What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?
A: On television!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Upside Down Duck

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Results of a Helping Hand

A man and his son walk in the park and come upon two dogs humping. The son asks, "Dad what are those dogs doing?" The dad says, "Well, the dog on top must have hurt his two front paws, and that dog on the bottom is helping him home." The son turns to his father and says, "It figures -- every time you try to help someone out, you always get screwed."

Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2561 seconds