Prove You Wrong

It was a beautiful day at the park and there was a little blonde girl, with rosy red cheeks. She was walking around when suddenly she saw something on the ground but didn't know what it was. It was moving around and she thought it looked ugly. She saw a little boy about her age and shouted "Hey you!" "Could you please come over here?" The little boy walked over. "What do you need?" he said. "What is this?" she asked. The little boy replied, "Its a worm." The little girl with a blank look on her face, asked, "How do you kill one?" "You cant!" the boy said. "YES you can!!!" she said with an angry tone. With a grind on her face, she wanted to show him how smart she was... she bent down, scooped up a hand full of dirt and buried the worm. "See I told you, now who do you think is the dumb one?"

Fur Coats

Q: Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
A: Because they would look silly in plastic raincoats !

Ribbet

Q: What is a frogs favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-cola!