Alcohol Jokes

Exorcist Husband

"They call my husband 'The Exorcist." "Why?" "As soon as he gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Irishmen

Q: How many Irish does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

Anonymous

Getting a Blonde on the Roof

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? 
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.

Anonymous
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