Getting a Blonde on the Roof

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? 
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.

Fun Facts

It's a little-known fact that before crowbars were invented most crows drank at home.

Drinking Problem?

Q: How do you know when you've been drinking too much?
A: The bartender knows your name but this is the first time you've been to that bar