Alcohol Jokes

A Real Calamity

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

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A Drinking Problem

I have got a drinking problem.... I've got two hands, but only one mouth...

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Bar Charts

Never show a bar chart at an AA meeting.

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