Dr. Seuss - Beer

I would drink beer,
with a goat on a boat,
in a box in my socks,
in a car
at a bar
I do, I do, I do like BEER!
Slammed I am!

Six Pack & Potato

Q: What’s an Irish seven course dinner?
A: A six-pack and a potato.

Beer Note

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call. Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read, "I spit in my beer." When Fred returned to his bar stool, there was another note beside his beer, "I spit in your beer, too!"