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How Many Men?
Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None - it should be open when she brings it to you!
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Irish Jig
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
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Impatient
Doctor: How many drinks do you have in a week?
Patient: I don't know, I'm an alcoholic not a fucking accountant
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