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Feel Like a Woman
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: RainbowFish18
United Coach
Q: What's United Airlines new name for coach class?
A: The nosebleed section.
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New LA Airport
Q: If they build a new airport in LA, what will they call the old one?
A: EX-LAX
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Riddles
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Copyright © 2014 - Bryan Cox - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: BigBry
