Kiel's Jokes

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Plumber Yoga

Q: Did you hear about the new yoga pose for plumbers?
A: It's called the 'toilet' and it's all about the way U-bend.

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Good Advice

I asked the Chinese chairman of Bic if he had any advice on how to make my fortune.
He told me "Biro, sell high"

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Written By: KielPhillips
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