Kiel's Jokes

Roxanne Needs Help

Been drawing circles around pictures of Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers for a woman across the street who has just had her home burglarized. 
No idea how asking me to ring The Police is going to help her.

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Language Of Love

I sometimes wish I knew a few phrases in another language, just so I could impress girls.
Oh well, c'est la vie

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Here Somewhere

Went to a music store looking for the Cello Concerto in D. I searched the place for over an hour with no luck. As I was about to give up and leave, I decided to have a look through other composers section on the off chance it was put in there by mistake. Eventually I found it. Haydn in the Bach.

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